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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,083rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,949thMost Armed: 2,534th
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Turizion

Population1.624 billion

CapitalDiazon
LeaderVorarath
FaithSatanism

CurrencyZiminiar
AnimalDragon

The Empire of Turizion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vorarath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.624 billion Turizionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diazon. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Turizionian economy, worth 352 trillion Ziminiars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,051 Ziminiars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Empire, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turizion's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

Turizion is ranked 196,252nd in the world and 5,701st in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,083rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,949thTop
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Most Armed: 2,534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,790thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,420thHighest Average Incomes: 5,031stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,043rdMost Influential: 5,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,433rdNudest: 5,471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,187thMost Developed: 6,985thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,277thLargest Black Market: 7,381stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,820thLowest Crime Rates: 8,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,987thSmartest Citizens: 9,174thMost Efficient Economies: 9,346thLargest Governments: 9,352ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,628thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,919thHealthiest Citizens: 10,060thMost Cultured: 10,303rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,581stMost Conservative: 11,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,276thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,220thLargest Retail Industry: 12,348thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,592ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,629thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,086thMost Authoritarian: 16,457thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,547th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 58th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionNudest: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 100th in the regionLargest Black Market: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 164th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 172nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 174th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 181st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 203rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 217th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 218th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 232nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 263rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 273rd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 315th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 324th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 365th in the regionMost Conservative: 428th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 448th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 452nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 496th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 503rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 544th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turizion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Turizion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Turizion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Turizion voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".

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