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Largest Agricultural Sector: 921stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,294thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,420th
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Turizion

Population3.468 billion

CapitalDiazon
LeaderVorarath
FaithSatanism

CurrencyZiminiar
AnimalDragon

The Empire of Turizion is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vorarath with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.468 billion Turizionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diazon. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turizionian economy, worth 842 trillion Ziminiars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 242,977 Ziminiars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turizion's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

Turizion is ranked 2,591st in the world and 4th in Hell for Most Armed, with 13.77 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 921stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,294thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,420thMost Armed: 2,591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,296thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,792ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,697thMost Efficient Economies: 4,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,037thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,102ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,234thLargest Black Market: 5,273rdMost Developed: 5,388thMost Patriotic: 5,517thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,726thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,098thNudest: 6,357thLargest Governments: 6,415thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,419thSmartest Citizens: 6,818thHealthiest Citizens: 6,870thMost Secular: 8,800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,199thMost Cultured: 9,489thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,170thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,486thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,843rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,888thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,781stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,872ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,748thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,810thMost Authoritarian: 19,110thMost Influential: 19,671stHighest Food Quality: 20,229thHighest Economic Output: 22,856th
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Most Secular: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turizion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Turizion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Elections".
  • : Turizion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, the question of 'what is Vorarath's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Turizion, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.

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