The Republic of Turenia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.106 billion Turenians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zadal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The powerhouse Turenian economy, worth 96.0 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 86,771 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,628 per year while the poor average 24,510, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Turenia, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turenia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Turenia is ranked 267,083^rd in the world and 66^th in NATO 2022 for Most Beautiful Environments, with 192.99 pounds of wildlife per square mile.