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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Advanced Public Education: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd
The Sylvan Hivə of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.
Chairman Shəng-ji Yang
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Turbeaux

Population14.124 billion

CapitalNacəllə
LeaderChairman Shəng-ji Yang
FaithQuantum Məchanics

Currencygluon
Animalmind worm

The Sylvan Hivə of Turbeaux is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Shəng-ji Yang with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.124 billion Transhumans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacəllə. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sylvan economy, worth a remarkable 6,119 trillion gluons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 433,269 gluons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, bike rage is all the rage, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turbeaux's national animal is the mind worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Quantum Məchanics.

Turbeaux is ranked 1,559th in the world and 25th in Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 304 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Advanced Public Education: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rdLargest Welfare Programs: 155thHighest Drug Use: 161stMost Rebellious Youth: 213thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264thMost Influential: 316thHighest Crime Rates: 321stMost Valuable International Artwork: 322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 351stRudest Citizens: 356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 375thLargest Black Market: 394thMost Beautiful Environments: 470thMost Armed: 478thMost Inclusive: 529thMost Subsidized Industry: 658thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 673rdHighest Average Incomes: 793rdHighest Food Quality: 921stFattest Citizens: 929thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,003rdLargest Governments: 1,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,394thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,451stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,475thSmartest Citizens: 1,478thMost Secular: 1,501stNicest Citizens: 1,528thMost Cultured: 1,559thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,626thMost Efficient Economies: 1,675thBest Weather: 1,714thHighest Economic Output: 2,302ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,669thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,606thNudest: 5,045thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,039thMost Pacifist: 8,063rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,337thMost Stationary: 10,581stLargest Retail Industry: 12,410thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,527thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,735thMost Politically Free: 26,460thLargest Populations: 28,684th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the region

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