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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,527th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,266th
The United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
We are friends until they are enemies
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Tuporia

Population462 million

CapitalTanorp City

CurrencyZronks
AnimalSouthern Tuporian Mountain lion

The United Kingdom of Tuporia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 462 million Tuporians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanorp City. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Tuporian economy, worth 14.4 trillion Zronks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,237 Zronks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Rump Diet" is all the rage, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuporia's national animal is the Southern Tuporian Mountain lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tuporia is ranked 87,454th in the world and 3,671st in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 896.19 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,527thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,266th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 373rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 420th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 596th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tuporia's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Tuporia changed its national demonym to "Tuporians".
  • : Following new legislation in Tuporia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuporia, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuporia, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuporia, the "Rump Diet" is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Tuporia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Tuporia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam.
  • : Tuporia was endorsed by The Pining Martens of Nakarisaune.
  • : Tuporia was endorsed by The Delegate Assassin of Jaxon.

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