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Most Conservative: 7,463rdMost Authoritarian: 9,313thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,345th
The Theocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Slavery is good
The Great Apostate Daimos
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tupeia colony number 1

Population3.09 billion

CapitalAgosburg
LeaderThe Great Apostate Daimos
FaithSaranism

CurrencyBlessings
AnimalAnt

The Theocracy of Tupeia colony number 1 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Apostate Daimos with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.09 billion Tupeia colony number 1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agosburg. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The Tupeia colony number 1ian economy, worth 149 trillion Blessings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 48,351 Blessings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tupeia colony number 1's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Saranism.

Tupeia colony number 1 is ranked 31,305th in the world and 81st in Oneid for Most Extreme, scoring 33.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Conservative: 7,463rdMost Authoritarian: 9,313thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,345thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,565th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tupeia colony number 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Tupeia colony number 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Tupeia colony number 1, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Tupeia colony number 1, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tupeia colony number 1, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Tupeia colony number 1, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tupeia colony number 1, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Tupeia colony number 1, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Tupeia colony number 1, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Tupeia colony number 1, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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