The MT Army Protector of TUOC33 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 24.31 billion TUOC33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TUOC33ian economy, worth 619 trillion Citas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,471 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TUOC33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TUOC33 is ranked 121,731^st in the world and 1^st in The Union of Communism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.53 law-abiding acts per hour.