by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,079th Most Devout: 1,534th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,588th
The Democratic People Republic of
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Unity, Discipline, Work
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.811 billion



The Democratic People Republic of Tumonica is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nathan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.811 billion Tumonicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sherijang. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.

The thriving Tumonican economy, worth 215 trillion Dimars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,166 Dimars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Tumonica's national animal is the Slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Juche.

Tumonica is ranked 161,801st in the world and 9,022nd in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 22.78 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,079thMost Devout: 1,534thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,588thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,592ndTop
Most Influential: 2,229thLargest Mining Sector: 2,355thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,670thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,862ndMost Conservative: 3,476thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,545thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,946thLargest Black Market: 4,543rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,825thMost Avoided: 5,684thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,836thMost Authoritarian: 8,413thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 11,175thLowest Crime Rates: 11,947thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,521st
Most Ignorant Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 57th in the regionMost Devout: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 120th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Avoided: 178th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Conservative: 307th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 537th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 573rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 615th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 631st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 769th in the regionMost Influential: 794th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,019th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tumonica, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumonica, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Tumonica was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Northern Glory.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumonica, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumonica, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumonica, bilingual Tumonicans are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumonica, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumonica, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Tumonica was endorsed by The Stupid Libs of TerranulliuZ.
  • : Following new legislation in Tumonica, Tumonican farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 111 » Aerilia, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Wodan, Great Bights Mum, Friently, Diodone, Ainsworth, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, General COE, Bayern-Straubing, Territorio di Nessuno, Forunte, Pallaith, Siwale, Q w e r t y, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Chukstik Illahi, Midds Conia, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Prydania, Azzarel, Zigarusstan, Venezuelia, PlanetPunk, Xinchao, Corfad, Sunto, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Kelvaros Prime, Wunderstrafanstalt, Bharathvarsh, SillyString, Republic of Dixie, Agrauron, Khorazan, Sheppey, Wineclaw, Mercy Land, Enosville, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Holy Oranz, Malvad, NatsukiLand, and 61 others.Inorganic Tomb Thing, Hellstown, Thenaca, Victoriaans Nederlands, McMasterdonia, Merconitonitopia, South Grand Mountain, Lungha, HMS Unicorn, Lord Ravenclaw, Xentherida, Astal Aavors, Sil Dorsett, Pakistan 001, Che Sana Und, Cloydicia, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, Alsatian Island, Avornica, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Pop Prorp, Puczovska, Ktyria, Kingdom of Space, Morlanka, The Transhuman Union, Edwerlantin, Atain, Canada GR, LaKronia, Calamazo, Nueava Libertalia, Natorik, Pandessiand, Omicron Persei V111, Wesley Republic, Freienland, Mordant99, Unimaginable Doom, Benolia, Albacria, Ozstan, Shibutani, ThE eNd oF eE, Sallanas, Guslantis, Yukti, Underground Techno, The Windmilluminati, Thoets, Malta Comino Gozo, THX1138, Californian Redwood, TerranulliuZ, and Northern Glory.

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