The Federal Republic of Tumbra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephen Williams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.174 billion Tumbrans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Straton. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tumbran economy, worth a remarkable 3,410 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 210,839 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', the Random Number Gods do play dice with the universe (Tumbra has found 7 easter eggs), lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and t-shirts displaying a photo of Stephen Williams performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tumbra's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emberican Christianity.

Tumbra is ranked 307,496^th in the world and 89^th in Esportiva for Most Avoided, scoring 0.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.