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Most Influential: 789th Most Secular: 1,008th Rudest Citizens: 1,453rd
The Absolute Madlad of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Proletariat, the Blackbirds lead our way!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.014 billion

LeaderArkady Rossovich
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyTulovian Ruble

The Absolute Madlad of Tulov is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arkady Rossovich with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.014 billion Tulovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tula. The average income tax rate is 79.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tulovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion Tulovian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 198,805 Tulovian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime is totally unknown. Tulov's national animal is the Blackbird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Tulov is ranked 166,752nd in the world and 113th in Conch Kingdom for Most Pacifist, with 3.23 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Influential: 789thMost Secular: 1,008thRudest Citizens: 1,453rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,946thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,439thMost Efficient Economies: 2,496thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,856thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,040thFattest Citizens: 3,073rdMost Armed: 3,543rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,336thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,340thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,564thMost Avoided: 4,648thSmartest Citizens: 4,887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,858thLargest Retail Industry: 5,886thHighest Average Incomes: 6,321stLargest Governments: 7,102ndMost Cultured: 7,472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,481stLargest Mining Sector: 8,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,235thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,502ndHighest Economic Output: 10,425thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,680thMost Developed: 12,715thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,106thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,326thMost Stationary: 16,386th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the region

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