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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,149thLargest Retail Industry: 2,943rdMost Influential: 3,311th
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Population600 million



The Principality of Tukayyiad is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 600 million Tukayyiadians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blake. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tukayyiadian economy, worth 74.3 trillion C-Bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,808 C-Bills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 595,885 per year while the poor average 14,988, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

Visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, all footpaths have tollbooths, and prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Tukayyiad's national animal is the Catapult, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tukayyiad is ranked 35,782nd in the world and 1,428th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 67.67 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,149thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,943rdMost Influential: 3,311thFattest Citizens: 3,537thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,195thMost Avoided: 4,285thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,250thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,558thLargest Mining Sector: 7,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,359thTop
Most Armed: 11,736thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,636thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,219thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,545thMost Devout: 14,420thMost Cultured: 14,711thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,430thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,965thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,760th
Fattest Citizens: 113th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 142nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 145th in the regionMost Avoided: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 208th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 246th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 261st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 343rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 375th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 380th in the regionMost Armed: 456th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 491st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 498th in the regionMost Devout: 605th in the regionMost Cultured: 723rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 789th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 840th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 862nd in the regionMost Influential: 915th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 176 » Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Zzozona, Pazair, Ethnon, Hamerica, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Plutayah, Corfad, Newpromisedland, Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Siwale, McMasterdonia, Sundred, The Calabash Protectorate, Empy, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Libertania Democratica, Fauzjhia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Omnistria, Saperisole, Orado, Ihese, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Dreadton, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Guer Aike, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Praeceps, Wineclaw, Valhalla123, Kocherian, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Unshleepd, Interdimensional Zone, Sikol, Camikistan, Fascist Democracy, and 126 others.Picairn, Dangine, Prydania, Avastate, Miamington, Abject Ludicrosity, Aeurithianar, Solcius, Borsukia, Sunto, North Bratislava, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, Serendipita Martia, Yokciq Empire, Sil Dorsett, Lionia, Korovan Isles, Ihsan, Zumlandia, Kranostav, Kenefche, Fendlium, Seenvorland, Seanat, Wit Noreis, Simone Republic, U S Eh, Brucklania, Valentine Z, Plangainer, Westinor, Fayyayid, Tanushland, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Kingdom Of Manaf, Joodey, Mystiquelle, Zeternia, The Endless Eventide, Malta Comino Gozo, Kahlo, Eywaan, Clan Spaniel, The Pantheons, Palisede, Solskjar, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Principia Mathematica, Madjack, Ravendi, Brikule, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Taur, Amerian States, The Noviosyus, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Ultra777, Andexia, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, East Akra, WeKnow, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, TLTland, Tikariot, Napnomadia, Neu-Galicia, Yalgora, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Nichigo Sebe, Yalkan, Bushkrub, Eschatosia, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Wilkshire, Basedania, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Therizia, Smesh, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Pigeonstan, Aerilia, Kenaniahistan, Cretox State, Morover, Northern Glory, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Unsophisticate, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Sopernia, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Elvoreto, Comfed, Hardscrabble, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Rozarus, and Jestings.

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