The Protectorate of Tuitio LXXIX is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 15.798 billion Tuitio LXXIXians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Tuitio LXXIXian economy, worth 155 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,867 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuitio LXXIX's national animal is the raven.

Tuitio LXXIX is ranked 5,548^th in the world and 1^st in Candy Land for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.21 law-abiding acts per hour.