The Kaiserreich of Tuirsland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.872 billion Tuirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volksstahlhügel. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tuirslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,912 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,330 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Protests are legal but strictly supervised, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and the well-to-do in Gypsy Lands are never on time for important appointments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuirsland's national animal is the Wunderhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuirsland is ranked 3,694^th in the world and 4^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Secular, with 98.84 Atheism Rate.