The Republic of TubaCoffee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.238 billion TubaCoffeeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sousaville. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient TubaCoffeean economy, worth 48.3 trillion DollaDollaBills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,025 DollaDollaBills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, and incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TubaCoffee's national animal is the Racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ChurchOfCoffee.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Effing of Efferalt.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Empire of B H A R A T.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Republic of Catillos.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Psychological Care.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Republic of Andinla.
- : Following new legislation in TubaCoffee, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up.
- : Following new legislation in TubaCoffee, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks.
- : TubaCoffee endorsed The Midaic Republic of Midand.
- : TubaCoffee endorsed The Mighty Building Material of Concrete Slab.
- : TubaCoffee was endorsed by The Mighty Building Material of Concrete Slab.
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