by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,816thMost Influential: 3,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,751st
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Yeetin on em
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.238 billion



The Republic of TubaCoffee is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.238 billion TubaCoffeeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sousaville. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient TubaCoffeean economy, worth 48.3 trillion DollaDollaBills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,025 DollaDollaBills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, and incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TubaCoffee's national animal is the Racoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ChurchOfCoffee.

TubaCoffee is ranked 50,359th in the world and 2,749th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.73 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,816thMost Influential: 3,284thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,813thMost Income Equality: 16,335thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,702ndNicest Citizens: 19,565th
Largest Welfare Programs: 337th in the regionMost Influential: 399th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 443rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 695th in the regionNicest Citizens: 769th in the regionMost Income Equality: 811th in the region

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