The Republic of Tu Jefa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by El Bicho with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.075 billion panfilenos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Shirley. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient panfleno economy, worth 207 trillion Gertrudis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,834 Gertrudis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, conspiracy theorists allege St Shirley's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and St Shirley has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tu Jefa's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristianoooooooo.

Tu Jefa is ranked 39,039^th in the world and 2,443^rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.1 law-abiding acts per hour.