The Empire of Tsvetania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.272 billion Tsvetanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,849 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 139,084^th in the world and 2,529^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 102 billion Standard Monetary Units.