The Empire of Tsvetania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.026 billion Tsvetanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 283,648 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 26,172^nd in the world and 553^rd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 80.86 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.