by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 593rd
The Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Peace Through Power
Tsvetan the Great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Population5.272 billion

LeaderTsvetan the Great


The Empire of Tsvetania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.272 billion Tsvetanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 268,849 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 139,084th in the world and 2,529th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 102 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 593rdMost Secular: 652ndMost Inclusive: 678thNicest Citizens: 696thMost Influential: 844thSafest: 870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 876thLeast Corrupt Governments: 879thHighest Average Tax Rates: 891stMost Beautiful Environments: 892ndLargest Governments: 970thMost Developed: 1,029thSmartest Citizens: 1,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,053rdBest Weather: 1,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,168thMost Efficient Economies: 1,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,220thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,403rdMost Pacifist: 1,471stHealthiest Citizens: 1,502ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,608thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,654thHighest Drug Use: 1,665thMost Cultured: 1,861stRudest Citizens: 2,082ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,254thLowest Crime Rates: 2,310thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,328thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,671stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,708thHighest Average Incomes: 2,788thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,846thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,945thLargest Retail Industry: 5,333rdNudest: 9,491stTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,776thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,411thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,639thMost Politically Free: 19,269thMost Stationary: 19,998th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 75th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 156th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 228th in the regionMost Politically Free: 267th in the regionNudest: 305th in the regionMost Stationary: 393rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 540th in the regionLargest Populations: 562nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 720th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tsvetania was endorsed by The United States of -AMERlCA-.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Tsvetania was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, a government program is underway to revitalize Tsvetania's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsvetania, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 243 » Aidenfieeld, Amerion, The Filippinas, Yeldarbsland, Luddinlande, Erinor, Omiri, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Qvait, Crystal Creation, Mapico, Novaexus, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Beepee, Farengeto, Hanguk-Nippon, Steampunk Engineers, Aumeltopia, Tsunamy, Tioloman, Kandorith, Iym Winterless, Techganet, Terran Draconia, Holy Free, North Kanuckistan, Farelonia, Moreana, The Tecorogan Federation, Soem, Ebonhand, Kringalia, Si-topia, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Humedo, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, The Plebeian States, Sau Man Frescher, Changolandia, Ralphburg, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Pax Dracon, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Weburya, Nothanksbutseriously, Sedunn, Yavemaya, and 193 others.Ikkarus, Quinta Caporales, Page 53, The Worst army of, Moonshining, Dukin Donuts, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hypersensible Crybabies, Bohenia, Quh, Kervanosia, Maeiland, Elan Sleazebaganno, Maerist, Doonepfara, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, ChickenDome, Compli, Marinho Islands, Gonrati, Markla, Dis7Nation, Shefino, Dirkistan, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Alaninia, Zolooloo, Bumblegaria, Corgitopiaa, Auphelia, Royaltica, Roleca, Laamiva, Solianz, Catsonya, LadyRebels, Volaworand, The White Raj, Nowa Europa, Seliyan progressive Islands, Peoples National Patronage, Blahblah2017, West Fallows, Doss Kingly, South Western Korea, Not Austria, Valdutz, Aschenburg, South Blossom, The Drakan Republic, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, New Briantown, Sandaoguo, Kucaland, Idiono, Mincestia, Geekvia, Drugged Monkeys, Comrie, PsychoPantachy, Itani, Loure Vill, Osterreich-Ungarn-Empire, The Gungan Republic, Bewar, Operahouse, Avia Lavanda, Kallassius, Rectionk, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Peskorea, Kedjens, Yas qween, Courletnia, Kyroski, Myness, Drew-Topia, Tandrea, Glen Cooley, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Westerlonia, Nueva Alta California, Belschaft, Alfama, Drazilazi, The Northeast Mashriq, House Ahsanul, Ostko, Trinennie, Jazzfrezia, Von Cruzer, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, New Juan Carlos Land, Merevane, Tepertopia, Myndia, Trotkys paradise, Land Without Shrimp, Qawe, Ypaaaa, Purple Hyacinth, Phanama, Kricivk, Abbayish, Filistinia, Sam Best, Azethian, Bartonia Nova, Venestralia, Laurus Altat, Tsaritsia, Ovkianos, North Lauchyperpsonity, Brunier, Amakul, Romulians People, Aegyptiaca, Brethonica, Klobitien, Ofaria, Republik Hintonia, Menesynchro, Ullan, Sassopolis, Rebel-topia, Sacal, 11th Infanterie-Division, Odakra, New Iridescence, Aresten, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Ubu Mimoki, Indolos, Kelle Sondians, Kafeine, Sunnalandia, Sorinalia, Novum Sina, Seythennia, Eareamland, Lyrava, Vanbella, Integria, Eskvenn, New Goldman, Ostanasia, Los Rodeos, Democratic Republic of Sao Paulo, Sapientiano, Myosocore, Berlana, Hakk Fiss, Samofia, Myhomecountry, Lesser kami-sama, Ferrhibium, Silmad, Storalia, WI SD EA D, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Bawkie, East Pearal, Enlightened Australasia, Vardanfel, Yellunstryer, Wappy, Privatore, Esfalsa, Abyssal Phantasm, Venethort, Rotenaplistan, Adriatican, Death to democracy, Brunalis, Blacktree, Naroe, Jiam, Pengwens, Bandeirantes, Blondiesland, Vanria, Martzian, Xergiokia, Communist Darskaya Republic, Wakandan Tribes, Priss Soling, The Imperial Frost Federation, and -AMERlCA-.

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