The Empire of Tsvetania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.428 billion Tsvetanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,275 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 306,398 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The freedom to be free is always just out of reach, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, most ambassadors from Tsvetania retire only a few years after being appointed, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 191,993^rd in the world and 6,829^th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 332.27 milliStalins.