by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 236th Most Influential: 465th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,451st
The Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Peace Through Power
Tsvetan the Great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.145 billion

LeaderTsvetan the Great


The Empire of Tsvetania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.145 billion Tsvetanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth 394 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,727 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, Tsvetanian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 167,615th in the world and 7,503rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.23 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 236thMost Influential: 465thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,451stSafest: 1,539thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,951stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,499thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,575thBest Weather: 2,689thMost Developed: 2,707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,853rdMost Pacifist: 2,902ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,914thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,965thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,012thHealthiest Citizens: 3,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,350thNicest Citizens: 3,464thLargest Governments: 3,562ndMost Inclusive: 3,605thSmartest Citizens: 3,687thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,186thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,555thLowest Crime Rates: 5,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,386thHighest Drug Use: 5,963rdMost Secular: 5,981stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,203rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,462ndMost Cultured: 7,402ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,443rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,614thLargest Retail Industry: 11,079thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,263rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,363rd
Most Influential: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 94th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 96th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Pacifist: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 119th in the regionNicest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 124th in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 139th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 140th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 184th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionMost Cultured: 213th in the regionMost Secular: 222nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 260th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 338th in the regionTop
Nudest: 515th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 547th in the regionMost Stationary: 682nd in the region

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