The Empire of Tsvetania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tsvetan the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.145 billion Tsvetanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tsvetanian economy, worth 394 trillion adens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,727 adens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, Tsvetanian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsvetania's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Tsvetania is ranked 167,615^th in the world and 7,503^rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.23 Obesity Rate.