The Republic of TSRCC 9 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 226 million TSRCC 9ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient TSRCC 9ian economy, worth 8.89 trillion currencies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,322 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has ended partisanship by ending elections, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, and the collars keep falling off pet snakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TSRCC 9's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TSRCC 9 is ranked 75,081^st in the world and 4^th in TSR Collector for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,825.92 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.