The Virid Republic of Tscharva is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Anola Tula with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 9.808 billion Tscharvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denona. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tscharvan economy, worth 868 trillion Loevs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,600 Loevs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wandering Tscharvians are known for their one-track minds, the Tscharvan Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tscharva's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zauxonism.

Tscharva is ranked 314,365^th in the world and 305^th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 0.35 flags saluted per person per day.