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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,223rdLargest Black Market: 1,619th
The United Districts of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The natural law is tooth and claw
Influence
Power
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tsarus

Population10.945 billion

CapitalTeissure
LeaderPrime Eldritch Minister Jozef Kaiser
FaithEldritch Orthodoxy

CurrencyUnit
AnimalTimber Wolf

The United Districts of Tsarus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Eldritch Minister Jozef Kaiser with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.945 billion Tsarusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teissure. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsarusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,775 trillion Units a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,604 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign football clubs wave the Tsarusian flag before every game, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Timber Wolf, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tsarus's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eldritch Orthodoxy.

Tsarus is ranked 120,137th in the world and 4th in Tsarus for Most Stationary, with 124.8412742682 days.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,223rdLargest Black Market: 1,619thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,690thMost Armed: 2,009thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,108thTop
5%
Most Devout: 2,609thMost Patriotic: 3,328thHighest Average Incomes: 3,761stHighest Economic Output: 6,351stMost Cultured: 7,222ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,258thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,325thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,473rdLargest Governments: 12,471stMost Developed: 12,741stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,904thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 14,272ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,265thMost Efficient Economies: 16,298thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,479thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,965thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,730thHealthiest Citizens: 19,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,016thSmartest Citizens: 20,391stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,575thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,610th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tsarus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Tsarus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Developed.
  • : Tsarus's influence in Tsarus fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Tsarus's influence in Tsarus rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Superpower".
  • : Tsarus relocated from Osiris to Tsarus.
  • : Tsarus altered its national flag.
  • : Tsarus was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Tsarus ceased to exist in Tsarus.
  • : Tsarus created a custom banner.
  • : Tsarus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.

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