The Queen's State of Tsarstvo Russkoye is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 22.432 billion Tsarstvo Russkoyeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Public Transport, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Tsarstvo Russkoyean economy, worth 183 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 8,199 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, cars are banned, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsarstvo Russkoye's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tsarstvo Russkoye is ranked 69,473^rd in the world and 1^st in Tifariti for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.14 law-abiding acts per hour.