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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,881st Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,675th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,849th
The Reformed Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the lone star empire we march for the cross we live
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tsardom of Texas

Population6.584 billion

CapitalCsaszari Varos
LeaderKaiser Alexander Von Roma I

Currencyredback
Animaleagle

The Reformed Empire of Tsardom of Texas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Alexander Von Roma I with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.584 billion Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Csaszari Varos. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 742 trillion redbacks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,761 redbacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, only adults may purchase violent video games, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Kaiser Alexander Von Roma I Pics" has made Kaiser Alexander Von Roma I's mom a celebrity, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsardom of Texas's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tsardom of Texas is ranked 151,261st in the world and 11th in The Crown Federation of Recon for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,881stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,675thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,849thHealthiest Citizens: 7,279thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,120thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,368thMost Devout: 10,847thSafest: 11,003rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,303rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,818thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,864thMost Developed: 13,502ndLargest Governments: 15,703rd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Kaiser Alexander Von Roma I Pics" has made Kaiser Alexander Von Roma I's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsardom of Texas, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.

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