The Liberal Democracy of Tsandonown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Banios with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.145 billion Tsandonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Veytam. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsandonownian economy, worth 574 trillion Owions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,376 Owions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Banios is spelt now, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsandonown's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Yunuthanti.

Tsandonown is ranked 145,685^th in the world and 3,642^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,438.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.