by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 132ndMost Influential: 409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,817th
The Liberal Democracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Population7.145 billion

CapitalSt Veytam


The Liberal Democracy of Tsandonown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Banios with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.145 billion Tsandonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Veytam. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tsandonownian economy, worth 574 trillion Owions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,376 Owions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Banios is spelt now, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsandonown's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Yunuthanti.

Tsandonown is ranked 145,685th in the world and 3,642nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,438.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 132ndMost Influential: 409thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,817thBest Weather: 6,915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,220thSafest: 7,745thMost Pacifist: 8,531stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,252ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,765thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,575thNicest Citizens: 12,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,070thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,024thTop
Most Inclusive: 15,259thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,071stHighest Food Quality: 17,690thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,219thHealthiest Citizens: 19,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,045thMost Secular: 21,486thMost Developed: 22,777thSmartest Citizens: 23,118thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,506thLowest Crime Rates: 24,867thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,028th
Most Influential: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 303rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 355th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 372nd in the regionSafest: 429th in the regionMost Pacifist: 454th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 474th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 599th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 616th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 674th in the regionNicest Citizens: 703rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 394 » The Rhein States, Filibustra, Corfad, Ethnon, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Pazair, Siwale, Aerilia, Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Tachycardia, Pallaith, United States of Dictators, Aenglaland, Great Bights Mum, Omicron Persei V111, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Xagill, Varisland, Regallio, Sojenre, Sil Dorsett, PotatoFarmers, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Andanavia, Arucaria, Altivia, Andstions, Alsion, Kranostav, Amdupe, 5 Kingdoms of Britannia, Azzarel, AmManies, 2 and 2 is Fish, Aeurithianar, Wisconsota, Cobolica, Oannia, The Zheng Dynasty, Simone Republic, Omnistria, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Liberepublia, Antiyard, and 344 others.Sechiole, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, Cartures, Napnomadia, Wineclaw, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Unshleepd, Davidianian, Intion North, Radicaster, Parpyduckland, Wolffoxia, Loutsland, Maott, Greater Cesnica, Austro-Bavarian States, Eraver, Etanur, Brsil, Dicko, Disenchantment, Cinnibar, Confederacy of North America, Calanguistao, Chukstik Illahi, Eternal Dominion, Elomania, Cult of Silence, Bagojo, Darkanistan, Eggplant Island, Coffee Drinker, Esteneng, Gothgraff and Lilium, Luminerra, Karazan, Perikuresu, Pleroma Sans Romans, South Baba, Roman Empire August, The Confederation of Earth, The Windmilluminati, Horrorlandian State, Very Pog, New Xyroxes, Rumagna, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Xiang Dynasty, Salish-Cascadia, Viceroy Vincent, Lucedeia, Thought Obliteration, Segesta, Laxoimia, Rainengrad, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Wilkshire, Missionary, LostLegion, FezEmerald, Chipoli, Eastern Sainianchimefulighaf, Detrivania, Hai Han, Old Emporia, Lorden Lands, KAP03land, Mk Steele, Kappacon, Malta Comino Gozo, Zupla, Dacian Freelands, Jinwoy, Walter Jackson, Phoronu, Necromonia, Spartoi, Fratanica, Ayushvandra, ForestMythal, Lemonbiscuits, Gendirt, Stud Hoy, The Sinclarian Provinces, Randoes, Segmebel, Inferior Impor, Geezy For Life, The northern Polish territories, Vexilia, TJUN-ia, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Tenana, Singamadri, United States of Americanas, Seenvorland, Fran Advar, French Bananastan, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Tehmistan, Igritann, Unterlander, Democatic Donkeys, Flurbleland, Scres Gidgerland, U S Eh, Liberum Hibernia, Panama Coalition, Intelbrazia, Unsophisticate, Coutdown, SORT, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Yukti, Solmetria, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Nationeer, North Jus Intius, HellSpire, Laurendon, Jaded Grammarians, Warnen, Hentaigraado, United States of Medford, Mystiquelle, Tamarvand, Oceania-America, Loptous, Felpolandia, Kolongpar, David Davidson, Marmiedon, Photosphere Chromosphere and Corona, Westerhold, Karog, Sri Temasekia, Westswedia, Inspiratus, Chadinton, TamilPesum, Prevaland, Proserpino, New-Ferytland, Eurochina, The Unicrons, Joevala, Iceria, Renemaran, Greater Pittsburgh, Radored Welandion, Arostica, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Nistriabar, Sanctum Teriaris, New Trisone, Zecit, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Ivy Rekkia, Maiora Cacumina, Grogerfan, Neopie, Crystal Creation, Exkosia, Vesuva, Quentiam Viventem, Russila, Pradovnia, Transitional Global Authority, Flamengo, Batatoland Empire, Racoda, Tri volski, Harjad, Dontrovolous, Aguaria Major, Arch Dornan, Fupiju, Technocratic-european Countries, Southern Moosetopia, Khoik, Vlenkenov, Ilisseia, Dem Republic of Romania, Mataramsunda, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Coalition of Gedran, Pannonika, Jeltronian WA Mission, Halleffle, Attempted Socialism, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Doichtland, Reich German, Pinky Queen, Esperonia, IHateRights, Gorundu, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Ibra, Velikaya Arstotzka, The Teddy, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Marlducro, Kenmoria, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Polgaria, Mechenland, South Parter, The Confederate States of America, Troll Punishers, Chretien, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Azulhuo, Furballland, Vyata Temor, Freedom Russian, Kazorton, Greater Portugaliza, New Renardia, The United Republic of Mar, Saugeen Shores, Brackerca, Ripsaw, Frokolia, Oryol Empire, New Selkirk, Everything Decided at Random, Vilaforta, Aurasreich, Frontia, Florevana, West Nymullers, The Three Moutains, Urayia, Ecliptic Moons, Snipland, Estremaura, The Redwood Isles, Federation of Vanguard, The United States of Altaria, Kosova, Nusantara Indonesian, Tvers, Kinomiya, Dastorkustraetonintistan, Snowsland, New Fredoenia, Wafornes, TOALSORA, Jurador, Leoniar, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Crilland, Aavos, Love Shack, Republic of the Soulless Hord, The Rainbow Isle, Democratic Phod Rockeernia, Ruskistania, NabMex, Chungland 2, Photan, Zillead, Neo Cheese Empire, United Orange Valley States, Slotark, Aztecas, The Seanviet Union, Land of the Bussy Wussyz World but BETER, The Union of Galaxies, Idotistanistan, Shirn, Deliber, Kasazzastan, Rionion, Andrei Utopic Kingdom, Northern-Kempia, Ayuzhhhhh, The Amazing Pizza Cat, DarkMondoria, Atrito, Opis, Skivipa, Felsea, Isla Del Luna, Unimaginable Doom, Vivanco, Binafra, Alire, Changjo, New Atlantico, Lennie Briscoe, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Emaylecoldapjs, Empy, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kaschovia, Q w e r t y, Dakota Territories, Hulsport, ZleekyGgh, Halsoni, Valentine Z, Jenha, Dunwitkh, Petronellania, Tellurides, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Murias, Pulaukita, Bemused Jellyfish, Dantek, Arawi, Unmet Player, Wadj Sefekh, Biggest Brainsia, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Lionsroar, Ovekisu, Wonseon, Great Ignesia, Alogiada, Evaelis, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Lana Del Rey Music, and United Caribbea.