The Communist Democracy of Tsandonown is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Banios with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 4.46 billion Tsandonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Veytam. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tsandonownian economy, worth 346 trillion Owions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 77,622 Owions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, skateparks can be found in every city, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsandonown's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Yunuthanti.

Tsandonown is ranked 221,774^th in the world and 9,241^st in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,194.89 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.