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Nudest: 38thMost Politically Free: 1,664thRudest Citizens: 2,482nd
The Borderlands of
Anarchy
You can't get things done without a Vao
General-President Lutsao Baije
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Tsaivao

Population974 million

CapitalLenku Ve
LeaderGeneral-President Lutsao Baije

Currencykon
AnimalJenggi Bull

The Borderlands of Tsaivao is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by General-President Lutsao Baije with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, enforced nudity, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 974 million Tsaivao live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenku Ve. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Vao economy, worth 69.0 trillion kons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,822 kons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,317 per year while the poor average 5,332, a ratio of 79.8 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, most Vao video games are banned in other countries, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tsaivao's national animal is the Jenggi Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tsaivao is ranked 207,793rd in the world and 43rd in Axiom Supercluster for Highest Poor Incomes, with 5,332.26 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Nudest: 38thMost Politically Free: 1,664thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,482ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,557thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,453rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,938thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,346thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,989thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,870thMost Avoided: 9,592ndMost Armed: 10,188thLargest Mining Sector: 10,979thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 11,299thMost Pro-Market: 14,908thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,206thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,361stMost Extreme: 18,988thHighest Drug Use: 21,883rd
Top
5%
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses.
  • : Tsaivao was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, most Vao video games are banned in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Tsaivao was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Tsaivao, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Tsaivao was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.

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