The Woodhouse Sanctum of TRV-1 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 21.191 billion TRV-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 48.4%.

The thriving TRV-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,101 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

All children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, and it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TRV-1's national animal is the Laughing Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

TRV-1 is ranked 131,331^st in the world and 1^st in The Red Vanguard for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.61 law-abiding acts per hour.