The Rogue Nation of Truskawkoland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 484 million Truskawkowians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananowo. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The powerhouse Truskawkolandian economy, worth 41.7 trillion strawberries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,101 strawberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, and foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truskawkoland's national animal is the monster snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Truskawkoland is ranked 28,424^th in the world and 925^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,565.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.