by Max Barry

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Fattest Citizens: 3,147th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,625th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,693rd
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
In Trump We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Trumpy America

Population5.497 billion

Leadera president

AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Trumpy America is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by a president with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.497 billion Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 628 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,370 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 511,228 per year while the poor average 15,868, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, every week is blindness awareness week, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumpy America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Trumpy America is ranked 37,387th in the world and 55th in The Coalition of Fascist Nations for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,354.23 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Fattest Citizens: 3,147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,625thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,693rdMost Avoided: 3,706thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,059thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,626thLargest Retail Industry: 5,934thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,141stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,441stTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,385thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,574thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,949thLargest Mining Sector: 14,977thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,448thMost Devout: 17,459th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

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