by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 964th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,451st Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,914th
The People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
We'll be Great Again.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Trumptonium

Population957 million

CapitalAkbarville

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBison

The People's Republic of Trumptonium is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 957 million Trumptoniumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akbarville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The thriving Trumptoniumian economy, worth 78.8 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,373 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, excessive gerrymandering has earned Trumptonium the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', and all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trumptonium's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trumptonium is ranked 106,197th in the world and 135th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 106.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 964thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,451stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,914thTop
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Most Influential: 11,964th
Top
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trumptonium, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptonium, excessive gerrymandering has earned Trumptonium the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'.
  • : Trumptonium was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptonium, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptonium, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptonium, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptonium, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptonium, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumptonium, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Trumptonium was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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