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Most Primitive: 2,719thMost Avoided: 8,649thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,126th
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Trumptanic

Population10.004 billion

Capitalthis deeply Darkened Ocean Floor
Leaderwhat guilt lies beneathe thy seized wave
Faiththe Worship of the Wrath of POTUS

Currencyrearranged deck chair
Animaldeep

The Ignored CoVID-19 in Steerage of Trumptanic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by what guilt lies beneathe thy seized wave with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.004 billion Trumptanicals are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of this deeply Darkened Ocean Floor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Trumptanical economy, worth 789 trillion rearranged deck chairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,940 rearranged deck chairs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, large sections of Trumptanic have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and the military struggles with recruitment. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trumptanic's national animal is the deep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Worship of the Wrath of POTUS.

Trumptanic is ranked 256,923rd in the world and 2nd in The Atlantic Ocean for Smartest Citizens, with 1.41 quips per hour.

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5%
Most Primitive: 2,719thMost Avoided: 8,649thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,126thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,746thLargest Retail Industry: 15,025thMost Stationary: 20,122ndLargest Insurance Industry: 21,947thMost Authoritarian: 24,795thLargest Black Market: 26,633rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Trumptanic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Trumptanic changed its national animal to "deep".
  • : Trumptanic changed its national currency to "rearranged deck chair".

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