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Largest Mining Sector: 3,095thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,647thFattest Citizens: 6,551st
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Trumpist Dystopia

Population1.422 billion

CapitalWarshington Duh Suh
LeaderGod-Emperor Trump
FaithGod-fearin Murican Christianity

Currencydollar
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The Land of the Ree of Trumpist Dystopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God-Emperor Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.422 billion Trumpists are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warshington Duh Suh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The powerhouse Dystopian economy, worth 135 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 95,187 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Trumpist Dystopia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is God-fearin Murican Christianity.

Trumpist Dystopia is ranked 26,889th in the world and 4th in Deep Storage for Most Pro-Market, scoring 74.38 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3,095thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,647thFattest Citizens: 6,551stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,589thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,449thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,638thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,322ndMost Avoided: 8,723rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,784thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,712thMost Devout: 16,921stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,636thLargest Retail Industry: 17,699thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,867thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,006th
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trumpist Dystopia's influence in Deep Storage rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Trumpist Dystopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Deep Storage.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpist Dystopia, the police force is on a recruitment drive.

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