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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,386th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,378th Fattest Citizens: 6,465th
The United States of
Corporate Police State
We shall overcome
Maggie Simpson
People's Commissar for Defense
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.395 billion

LeaderMaggie Simpson

Animalbald eagle

The United States of Trumpisslavia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Maggie Simpson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.395 billion USians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washingdown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The thriving Trumpisslavian economy, worth 262 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 77,447 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,020 per year while the poor average 6,646, a ratio of 66.2 to 1.

Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Trumpisslavia's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Trumpisslavia is ranked 157,361st in the world and 5th in The Acadian Socialist Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 3.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,386thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,378thFattest Citizens: 6,465thMost Pro-Market: 7,390thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,330thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,588thMost Extreme: 11,015thMost Avoided: 11,587thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,715thMost Conservative: 14,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,021st

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