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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,480th Fattest Citizens: 1,597th Largest Retail Industry: 1,603rd
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
To enrich the Trump family through any means necessary
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Trumpian States of America

Population3.134 billion

CapitalMar-a-Lago
LeaderDonald Trump

Currencydollar
AnimalShark

The Empire of Trumpian States of America is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.134 billion Trumpians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mar-a-Lago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Trumpian economy, worth 489 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 156,091 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 471,799 per year while the poor average 40,209, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

It's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Trumpian Liberator", and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Trumpian States of America's national animal is the Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Trumpian States of America is ranked 148,028th in the world and 85th in Right to Life for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 11.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,480thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 1,597thLargest Retail Industry: 1,603rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,608thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,756thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,093rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,371stMost Avoided: 2,501stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,475thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,884thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,592ndMost Devout: 5,157thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,417thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,224thLargest Mining Sector: 6,663rdTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 8,546thMost Efficient Economies: 9,243rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 10,508thLargest Black Market: 10,656thHighest Average Incomes: 11,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,452ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,779thMost Pro-Market: 14,621st
Top
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Trumpian States of America was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpian States of America, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpian States of America, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Trumpian Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpian States of America, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpian States of America, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpian States of America, the government has completely eliminated all childcare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpian States of America, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpian States of America, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Trumpian States of America, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Trumpian States of America was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry, the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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