Population | 10.34 billion |
Capital | Mar-a-Lago |
Leader | Donald Trump |
Faith | Trumpism |
Currency | Bullion |
Animal | Democrat |
The Dictatorship of Trumpez is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.34 billion Trumpezians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mar-a-Lago. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Trumpezian economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion Bullions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 251,027 Bullions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,904,048 per year while the poor average 9,241, a ratio of 206 to 1.
At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Trumpez, Mar-a-Lago's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Trumpez's national animal is the Democrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trumpism.
Trumpez is ranked 12,881st in the world and 5th in Independent Order for Largest Black Market, with 61.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
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Trumpez was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Trumpez was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Trumpez was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Trumpez was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Trumpez was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Trumpez was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Trumpez was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Trumpez, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
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Trumpez, Mar-a-Lago's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
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Trumpez, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Trumpez.