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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,790thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,984thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,986th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State
I look very much forward to showing my financials...
SoonToLoseAGAIN
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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TRUMP IS THE LOSER

Population1.459 billion

CapitalFulton County Jail
LeaderSoonToLoseAGAIN
FaithWorshipingMorons

CurrencyHairpiece
Animalsheep

The Oppressed Peoples of TRUMP IS THE LOSER is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SoonToLoseAGAIN with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.459 billion Puppets are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fulton County Jail. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fooled economy, worth 204 trillion Hairpieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 140,403 Hairpieces, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 911,938 per year while the poor average 8,615, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. TRUMP IS THE LOSER's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WorshipingMorons.

TRUMP IS THE LOSER is ranked 197,713th in the world and 121st in Kantrias for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 66.7 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,790thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,984thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,986thFattest Citizens: 2,031stLargest Retail Industry: 2,650thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,808thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,895thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,326thHighest Crime Rates: 3,900thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,013thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,280thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,431stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,577thLargest Mining Sector: 8,074thRudest Citizens: 8,668thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,806thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,844thMost Armed: 19,662ndMost Secular: 21,101stMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,151stMost Efficient Economies: 26,748thMost Patriotic: 26,859thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,021stHighest Average Incomes: 28,566th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TRUMP IS THE LOSER was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, in pet stores nationwide sheep are growing in popularity.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, nations across the world are quick to praise SoonToLoseAGAIN's good looks and intellectual prowess.

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