Population | 1.459 billion |
Capital | Fulton County Jail |
Leader | SoonToLoseAGAIN |
Faith | WorshipingMorons |
Currency | Hairpiece |
Animal | sheep |
The Oppressed Peoples of TRUMP IS THE LOSER is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SoonToLoseAGAIN with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.459 billion Puppets are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fulton County Jail. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Fooled economy, worth 204 trillion Hairpieces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 140,403 Hairpieces, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 911,938 per year while the poor average 8,615, a ratio of 105 to 1.
Funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. TRUMP IS THE LOSER's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WorshipingMorons.
TRUMP IS THE LOSER is ranked 197,713th in the world and 121st in Kantrias for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 66.7 Workforce Participation Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TRUMP IS THE LOSER was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, in pet stores nationwide sheep are growing in popularity.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in TRUMP IS THE LOSER, nations across the world are quick to praise SoonToLoseAGAIN's good looks and intellectual prowess.