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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,147th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,765th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,214th
The Grand Immortal Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Thats what she said.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Truly Awsome

Population9.177 billion

LeaderKnight of the Four Suites


The Grand Immortal Empire of Truly Awsome is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Knight of the Four Suites with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.177 billion Awesome Guys or Girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Creepificus. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Truly Awsome economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion Trellingofires a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,736 Trellingofires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and Knight of the Four Suites spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Truly Awsome's national animal is the Byfuglien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Truly Awsome is ranked 3,416th in the world and 197th in Balder for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 10,045.19 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,147thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,765thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,492ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,056thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,751stLowest Crime Rates: 3,792ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,351stMost Developed: 4,456thLargest Governments: 4,498thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,752ndBest Weather: 5,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,299thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,361stMost Pacifist: 5,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,882ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,073rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,728thSmartest Citizens: 8,158thMost Inclusive: 8,284thMost Influential: 8,865thMost Cultured: 9,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,166thHighest Economic Output: 9,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,358thHighest Average Incomes: 12,140th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 128th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 197th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 198th in the regionLargest Governments: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 232nd in the regionBest Weather: 239th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 302nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 336th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 378th in the regionMost Inclusive: 396th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 426th in the regionMost Stationary: 460th in the regionMost Cultured: 477th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 551st in the region

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