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Most Secular: 2,076thMost Patriotic: 2,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,673rd
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True Wallachia

Population777 million

CapitalTargoviste
LeaderVlad Dracula Tepes

CurrencyGrosh
AnimalFruit Bat

The Empire of True Wallachia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Vlad Dracula Tepes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 777 million Wallachians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Targoviste. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wallachian economy, worth 95.5 trillion Groshes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,877 Groshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True Wallachia's national animal is the Fruit Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

True Wallachia is ranked 14,447th in the world and 431st in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,273.94 tourists per hour.

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Most Secular: 2,076thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,673rdMost Influential: 5,464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,684thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,810thHealthiest Citizens: 10,470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,748thLowest Crime Rates: 10,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,679thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,795thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,600thMost Developed: 13,306thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,447thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,583rdLargest Governments: 15,922ndMost Cultured: 16,299thMost Authoritarian: 17,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,248thSmartest Citizens: 19,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,725thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,793rdBest Weather: 20,496thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,780thHighest Average Incomes: 21,685thHighest Food Quality: 21,816th
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Most Secular: 64th in the regionMost Patriotic: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 134th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 208th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 254th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 273rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 310th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 319th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 367th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 380th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 410th in the regionMost Developed: 416th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 431st in the regionLargest Governments: 442nd in the regionMost Cultured: 445th in the regionMost Influential: 453rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 463rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 553rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 564th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 571st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 584th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 591st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 607th in the regionBest Weather: 644th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 682nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 686th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 721st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 750th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in True Wallachia, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in True Wallachia, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in True Wallachia, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in True Wallachia, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
  • : Following new legislation in True Wallachia, Vlad Dracula Tepes's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : True Wallachia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Wickedly evil people".
  • : True Wallachia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in True Wallachia, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Vlad Dracula Tepes.
  • : True Wallachia endorsed The Red Heart of Albrook.
  • : Following new legislation in True Wallachia, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.

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