Population | 1.297 billion |
Capital | Perunoslavl |
Leader | Volhv Dobroslav |
Faith | Slavic Paganism |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | brown bear |
The Divine Slavic Federation of True Rus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Volhv Dobroslav with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.297 billion True Rus are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perunoslavl. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped True Rus economy, worth 56.5 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,593 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, naval patrols only last nine months, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True Rus's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Slavic Paganism.
True Rus is ranked 236,296th in the world and 44th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -1.67 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : True Rus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, naval patrols only last nine months.
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, foreign leaders who don't applaud Volhv Dobroslav's speeches are regarded as enemies of True Rus.
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
- : Following new legislation in True Rus, diaper sales are up.