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Largest Insurance Industry: 323rd Most Corrupt Governments: 484th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 543rd
The Cultured Imperial Utopia of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Extermination, That's Our Omnibenevolent Policy!
THE LOVING GOD EMPEROR KONG QINGDONG
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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True Chinese Federation

Population12.718 billion

CapitalNeo Chang'an
LeaderTHE LOVING GOD EMPEROR KONG QINGDONG
FaithThe Master Culture

CurrencyChinese Credit
AnimalGenetically Engineered Panda

The Cultured Imperial Utopia of True Chinese Federation is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by THE LOVING GOD EMPEROR KONG QINGDONG with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.718 billion Masterful Individuals are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Chang'an. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Masterful economy, worth a remarkable 3,751 trillion Chinese Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 294,986 Chinese Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, preservative-laden Masterful cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, and blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. True Chinese Federation's national animal is the Genetically Engineered Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Master Culture.

True Chinese Federation is ranked 2,348th in the world and 1st in Yurdan for Highest Economic Output, with 3,751 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 323rdMost Corrupt Governments: 484thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 543rdMost Avoided: 629thLargest Gambling Industry: 636thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 637thFattest Citizens: 641stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 699thMost Devout: 760thLargest Mining Sector: 1,050thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,187thLargest Retail Industry: 1,227thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,635thHighest Average Incomes: 1,708thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,055thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,113thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,278thHighest Economic Output: 2,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,353rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,700thMost Efficient Economies: 2,851stLargest Black Market: 2,910thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,738thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,993rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,453rdRudest Citizens: 4,602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,871stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 7,606thLargest Governments: 9,229thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,793rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,310thMost Armed: 14,303rdLargest Populations: 14,550thMost Conservative: 14,761st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, preservative-laden Masterful cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in True Chinese Federation, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.

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