The Free Land of Trubirohan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Littlecarrot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.269 billion Trubirohans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trubislava. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Trubirohanian economy, worth 136 trillion Haliers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,610 Haliers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Joe Littlecarrot has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trubirohan's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neuromancy.

Trubirohan is ranked 13,056^th in the world and 744^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.01 bananas ingested per day.