The Islamic Confederate States of Trpezi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Dzeilan Pepić with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 1.359 billion Trpezians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petnjica. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Trpezian economy, worth 106 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,153 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Trpezi are too busy serving the needs of Union of Christian Nations to see Trpezians, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trpezi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Trpezi is ranked 281,837^th in the world and 62^nd in Union of Christian Nations for Most Avoided, scoring 1.09 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.