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Most Primitive: 3,546thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,601stLargest Mining Sector: 10,028th
The Retired Player of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Carrer ruined by injuries
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Troy Tulowitzki

Population6.677 billion

CapitalColorado
LeaderTroy Tulowitzki

CurrencyYen
AnimalWolf

The Retired Player of Troy Tulowitzki is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Troy Tulowitzki with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.677 billion Troy Tulowitzkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colorado. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.

The all-consuming Troy Tulowitzkian economy, worth 712 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,719 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Troy Tulowitzki's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troy Tulowitzki's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Troy Tulowitzki is ranked 84,070th in the world and 2,299th in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 577.34 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Primitive: 3,546thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,601stLargest Mining Sector: 10,028thLargest Black Market: 11,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,765thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,366thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,102ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,608thMost Devout: 23,499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,575thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,381st
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Most Primitive: 99th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 218th in the regionLargest Black Market: 253rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 484th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 491st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 558th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 568th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 640th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 655th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 698th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 720th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 739th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 745th in the regionMost Developed: 763rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 772nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 812th in the regionMost Cultured: 822nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 827th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Troy Tulowitzki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Troy Tulowitzki was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Troy Tulowitzki, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Troy Tulowitzki, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Troy Tulowitzki, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Troy Tulowitzki, Troy Tulowitzki's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Troy Tulowitzki, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Troy Tulowitzki, Troy Tulowitzkian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Troy Tulowitzki, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Troy Tulowitzki, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.

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