Population | 14.649 billion |
Currency | flatulence |
Animal | Melted He-Man Action Figure |
The Silencing of Trouser Trumpeting is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.649 billion Trouser Trumpetings are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Trouser Trumpeting economy, worth 271 trillion flatulences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 18,504 flatulences, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trouser Trumpeting's national animal is the Melted He-Man Action Figure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Trouser Trumpeting is ranked 9,344th in the world and 1st in The Trump Regime for Most Stationary, with 2,459.61118279228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Trouser Trumpeting's influence in The Trump Regime rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Trouser Trumpeting's influence in The Trump Regime fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Trouser Trumpeting was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Trouser Trumpeting was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Trouser Trumpeting was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Trouser Trumpeting removed Border Control authority from The Dirty Diapers of Baby Trump as Blimp Baby in The Trump Regime.
- : Trouser Trumpeting granted Border Control authority to The Dirty Diapers of Baby Trump as Blimp Baby in The Trump Regime.
- : Trouser Trumpeting was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Trouser Trumpeting was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Trouser Trumpeting was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.