The Silencing of Trouser Trumpeter is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.73 billion Trouser Trumpeterians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Trouser Trumpeterian economy, worth 250 trillion flatulences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 17,009 flatulences, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trouser Trumpeter's national animal is the Melted He-Man action figure.

Trouser Trumpeter is ranked 86,512^th in the world and 1^st in The Trumpenreich for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.68 law-abiding acts per hour.