The Technocratic Meritocracy of Trotkys paradise is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Oilest Mechadanrite comrade Trotsky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, vat-grown people, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.912 billion comrades of the revolution have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiesburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Monarchist economy, worth 329 trillion Noospheres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,378 Noospheres, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trotkys paradise's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Machine Cult.

Trotkys paradise is ranked 70,439^th in the world and 2,623^rd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.