The United Socialist States of Troreloeruordii is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.143 billion Troreloeruordiians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Troreloeruordiian economy, worth 815 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,724 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troreloeruordii's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Troreloeruordii is ranked 100,655^th in the world and 3,745^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 555.23 pounds of wildlife per square mile.