The Queendom of Tropical Kawaii is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 10.33 billion Tropical Kawaiians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The strong Tropical Kawaiian economy, worth 603 trillion war bonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,441 war bonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Tropical Kawaii's national animal is the bunny rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tropical Kawaii is ranked 131,711^th in the world and 6,995^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 58,441.8 Standard Monetary Units.