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Most Valuable International Artwork: 713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 766thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 926th
The Fellowship of
Father Knows Best State
FoR ThE LoLZZZZ!
Influence
Negotiator
Elder Councilor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Trollz

Population3.135 billion

CapitalTrollololopolis
LeaderTrollz
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGold
AnimalNPC

The Fellowship of Trollz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Trollz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.135 billion Trollzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollololopolis. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trollzian economy, worth 799 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,913 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museum employees look down on short people, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Trollz's national animal is the NPC, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Trollz is ranked 172,980th in the world and 20th in The Empire of Tamriel for Most Avoided, scoring 1.03 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 766thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 926thMost Armed: 1,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,786thMost Devout: 1,850thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,183rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,373rdNudest: 6,750thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,338thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,611thLargest Retail Industry: 8,955thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,252ndRudest Citizens: 10,400thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 11,247thMost Cultured: 11,473rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,216thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,507thMost Developed: 14,105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,723rdLargest Governments: 15,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,303rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,022ndSmartest Citizens: 19,262ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,404th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, museum employees look down on short people.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments.
  • : Trollz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollz, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.

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