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Most Influential: 120thLeast Corrupt Governments: 272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 434th
The Holy Roman Empire of
Left-wing Utopia
Ein Volk, Ein Kaiser, Ein Reich
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Trollfaceia

Population19.811 billion

CapitalKonigsberg
LeaderKaiser Heskey
FaithImperialism

CurrencyAnschlu▀
AnimalBlack Eagle

The Holy Roman Empire of Trollfaceia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Heskey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.811 billion Volk are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konigsberg. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 3,935 trillion Anschlu▀s a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,643 Anschlu▀s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, many friends and relatives of Kaiser Heskey have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kaiser Heskey is a silly poophead. Crime is relatively low. Trollfaceia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Imperialism.

Trollfaceia is ranked 10,413th in the world and 544th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,907.53 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Influential: 120thLeast Corrupt Governments: 272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 434thMost Rebellious Youth: 537thBest Weather: 894thMost Cheerful Citizens: 932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 977thSmartest Citizens: 1,823rdSafest: 1,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,289thMost Developed: 2,348thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,623rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,915thHighest Food Quality: 2,924thHighest Drug Use: 2,956thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,040thMost Cultured: 3,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,420thHighest Economic Output: 3,447thHealthiest Citizens: 4,139thNicest Citizens: 4,323rdMost Inclusive: 4,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,019thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,726thLargest Governments: 6,821stHighest Average Incomes: 7,121stRudest Citizens: 7,632ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,701stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,823rdMost Pacifist: 8,055thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,763rdLargest Populations: 9,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,718thNudest: 10,187thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,413thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,350thMost Secular: 17,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,947thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,091stMost Patriotic: 20,232ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,529thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,808th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
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Safest: 82nd in the regionMost Developed: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 108th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 153rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 173rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Inclusive: 197th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 226th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionLargest Governments: 308th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 325th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 349th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 364th in the regionNudest: 366th in the regionRudest Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 399th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 418th in the regionMost Pacifist: 431st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 458th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 475th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 544th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 591st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 633rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 814th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trollfaceia, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kaiser Heskey is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollfaceia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollfaceia, many friends and relatives of Kaiser Heskey have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollfaceia, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Trollfaceia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollfaceia, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollfaceia, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollfaceia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Trollfaceia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Trollfaceia, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.

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