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Best Weather: 127thMost Beautiful Environments: 264thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 282nd
The Republic of
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Trolleborg

Population25.624 billion

CapitalTrolleborg City
LeaderVladimir Finn

Currencyflorin
Animalcat

The Republic of Trolleborg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vladimir Finn with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful population of 25.624 billion Trolleborgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trolleborg City. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trolleborgian economy, worth a remarkable 7,562 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 295,141 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Vladimir Finn can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, Trolleborg is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, tabloids coo over Vladimir Finn's expected child, and cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolleborg's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolleborg is ranked 6,669th in the world and 135th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 36,826.93 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Best Weather: 127thMost Beautiful Environments: 264thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 282ndHealthiest Citizens: 287thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 305thMost Developed: 359thLongest Average Lifespans: 394thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 410thSafest: 444thMost Cheerful Citizens: 687thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 688thMost Patriotic: 759thHighest Disposable Incomes: 843rdMost Stationary: 927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,103rdHighest Economic Output: 1,148thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,157thLowest Crime Rates: 1,189thSmartest Citizens: 1,397thMost Cultured: 1,559thHighest Food Quality: 1,899thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,010thHighest Average Incomes: 2,416thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,847thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,075thMost Efficient Economies: 3,185thLargest Governments: 4,179thLargest Populations: 5,013thNicest Citizens: 6,337thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,669thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,329thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,964thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,910thMost Pacifist: 10,187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,305thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,304thMost Influential: 12,733rdTop
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Most Secular: 15,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,905thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,498thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,198thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20,708thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,767th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 54th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 187th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215th in the regionNicest Citizens: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 314th in the regionMost Pacifist: 384th in the regionMost Secular: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 476th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 485th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 506th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 642nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 778th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 781st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 785th in the regionRudest Citizens: 850th in the regionMost Influential: 851st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 865th in the regionMost Average: 948th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, tabloids coo over Vladimir Finn's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, Trolleborg is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, Vladimir Finn can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.

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