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Best Weather: 118thHealthiest Citizens: 228thMost Beautiful Environments: 265th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Compos mentis
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Trolleborg

Population23.295 billion

CapitalTrolleborg City
LeaderVladimir Finn

Currencyflorin
Animalcat

The Republic of Trolleborg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Finn with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.295 billion Trolleborgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trolleborg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Trolleborgian economy, worth a remarkable 6,564 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 281,795 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolleborg's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolleborg is ranked 85,917th in the world and 2,896th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 58.54 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Best Weather: 118thHealthiest Citizens: 228thMost Beautiful Environments: 265thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 274thMost Developed: 317thLongest Average Lifespans: 346thSafest: 383rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 564thMost Patriotic: 570thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 607thMost Cheerful Citizens: 653rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 728thMost Stationary: 994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,016thLowest Crime Rates: 1,141stHighest Economic Output: 1,239thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,289thSmartest Citizens: 1,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,470thMost Cultured: 1,533rdHighest Food Quality: 1,559thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,849thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,534thMost Efficient Economies: 2,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,859thNicest Citizens: 3,623rdLargest Governments: 4,046thMost Pacifist: 4,462ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,509thLargest Populations: 5,274thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,866thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,888thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,356thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,179thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,544thTop
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Most Influential: 11,943rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,105thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,678thMost Secular: 15,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,352ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,691stLargest Welfare Programs: 21,824th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Populations: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 108th in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Pacifist: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 227th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 302nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 303rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 320th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 422nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 431st in the regionMost Secular: 549th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 665th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 710th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 742nd in the regionMost Influential: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Trolleborg was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Trolleborg, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.

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