The Republic of Trolleborg is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vladimir Finn with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.624 billion Trolleborgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trolleborg City. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Trolleborgian economy, worth a remarkable 6,243 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 275,989 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Vladimir Finn to meetings with foreign heads of state, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Trolleborgian lands, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolleborg's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Trolleborg is ranked 15,969th in the world and 503rd in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 16.3 Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Trolleborg, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Trolleborgian lands.
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Vladimir Finn to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Trolleborg as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in
Trolleborg, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.