The Republic of Trolleborg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Finn with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.412 billion Trolleborgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trolleborg City. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trolleborgian economy, worth a remarkable 4,624 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,148 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A third of Trolleborgians are e-certified CEOs, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolleborg's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolleborg is ranked 3,872^nd in the world and 102^nd in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,304.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.