The Republic of Trolleborg is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Finn with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.061 billion Trolleborgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trolleborg City. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trolleborgian economy, worth a remarkable 6,891 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 286,438 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of florins are being poured into a space program, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Vladimir Finn's wardrobe, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Trolleborg as a reminder of their "special relationship", and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolleborg's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolleborg is ranked 253^rd in the world and 16^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7,383.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.