The Republic of Trolleborg is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Finn with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.295 billion Trolleborgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trolleborg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Trolleborgian economy, worth a remarkable 6,564 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 281,795 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolleborg's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolleborg is ranked 85,917^th in the world and 2,896^th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 58.54 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.