The Snarky Space Penguin of Trivalve is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Indra Cormac with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.212 billion Trivalveans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hivemind. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trivalvean economy, worth 670 trillion Kyanites a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 159,205 Kyanites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, hospitals in Trivalve are too busy serving the needs of Crimson Spire to see Trivalveans, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime is totally unknown. Trivalve's national animal is the Pinnacarid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Trivalve is ranked 289,405^th in the world and 20^th in Crimson Spire for Most Avoided, scoring 0.94 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.