The Federal Republic of Tritonios is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Callias Andronikos with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.499 billion Tritonions are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mykinaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.4%.

The thriving Tritonion economy, worth 147 trillion Plutans a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,949 Plutans, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Theofanic Christianity has been named as Tritonios's national religion, Callias Andronikos is called 'Patches' at international summits, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tritonios's national animal is the Skopelos Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theofanic Christianity.

Tritonios is ranked 153,194^th in the world and 15^th in The Southern Lands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,516.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.