The People's Republic of Trito is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 87 million Tritoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tritoan economy, worth 3.79 trillion Tritons a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,538 Tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Trito' is a smash hit, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trito's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Trito is ranked 92,654^th in the world and 450^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.82 law-abiding acts per hour.